Pirate Jokes
Q: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
Q: Why is pirating so addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
Q: How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C.